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iPod Maxi
from
$999999

iPod Utility Belt
just like Batman's
$875

Bewildering Bits
just buy them okay?
from $30

Just the 'phones
get mugged too
$29

Mysteron
no idea
$29

Steve Jobs Altar
Altar Pro now shipping
$999999

iTug
USB 2.0
from $99

iBuprofen
sleek lightweight
painkillers $99

Void In Style
Polycarbonate toilet
with silent flush

YogaMac
It's a mat!
It's a Mac!


Be totally 3l33t with iPiratePro	SchmApple Therapy 24h onsite counselling	iMug - The latest antitheft technology	SkyShow - Project your slides onto the heavens

Effortlessly manage your illegal downloads	For when 'lappy' gets stolen	12,000 volts for anyone who touches your pod	800 miles width (798 viewable)


Rub it in with iSmug	SchmApple iPhone	Final Act Pro

10 HD screensavers celebrating Schampple's superior technology including Spike Jonze's "Click Wheel" and Darren Aronofsky's homage to the Expose function in Mac OS X.	It's a movie player. An iPod. A portable games machine. A hard-drive. A camera. Oh wait - did we miss something out?	Suicide and euthanasia has never been this simple - or stylish. Final Act puts the 'fun' back into 'funeral'.

Enslave Your Creativity

Ever dreamt of being a musician? Of course you have you simpleton. Now you can live that fantasy in your den with DreamOnPro.
Try it today

Revolutionary print edition of the web. Uses PageTurn™ technology. Is good. More
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Written by David McCandless. With contributions from Aegir Hallmundur, Rhodri Marsden, Nick Roope, and Phil South.