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Asymmetrical Haircut
Howie's Jacket
Camper Shoes
Elfin girlfriend
Ironic Military longcoat (blue)
A Faint Smirk Of Superiority
And a bad RSS habit

Beautiful cables
Such beautiful cables

"My McC's better than yours."
"No it bloody isn't!"
"Well, I've got three McCs!"
"Butt out fanboy."
"Steve is God!"
"Mine's never crashed!"
"Mine did once. I cried."
"Pics of my ex-GF doing it with a doG!"


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no idea
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Steve Jobs Altar
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USB 2.0
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Polycarbonate toilet
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SkyShow - Project your slides onto the heavens
Effortlessly manage your illegal downloads
For when 'lappy' gets stolen
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10 HD screensavers celebrating Schampple's superior technology including Spike Jonze's "Click Wheel" and Darren Aronofsky's homage to the Expose function in Mac OS X.
It's a movie player. An iPod. A portable games machine. A hard-drive. A camera. Oh wait - did we miss something out?
Suicide and euthanasia has never been this simple - or stylish. Final Act puts the 'fun' back into 'funeral'.

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Written by David McCandless. With contributions from Aegir Hallmundur, Rhodri Marsden, Nick Roope, and Phil South.