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40-year-old woman seeking very patient men 29-36


I like going out and staying in, cheap wine and expensive lager, and wearing my hair both up and down. I like black and white arthouse and mushy squishy technicolour chick flicks, chintzy sofas and Scandinavian minimalism, eco-friendly bicycles and driving around in my tank, working out obsessively and then stuffing myself full of cakes, dressing like a princess and then letting the hair on my legs grow, dogs and then cats, cats then dogs, city breaks and walking in the country …there’s never a dull moment in my kooky corner of the world. Come fly (or maybe drive, what about swimming? We could just walk. Let's take a tram! No I want to stay curled up on the sofa with a bottle of wine and a DVD) with me!


Someone with the patience of a saint and the hands of a bus driver.

Occupation: Beauty therapist, nurse, child minder , travel journalist
Favourite animal? Hamster
Height No, gazelle.
Weight: No, actually, caribou. They have cute noses.
Eyes: Are we still on the animal question?
Perfect Date: I think Horse. Definitely a horse.

 








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