Cath
Vicar's daughter

Hi, I’m Cath. Like ‘Catholic’, which is why my father named me that. He’s a vicar, you know. Of course you know, it’s in the tagline. Anyway, that means I’m a ‘nice girl’, though I’m not a full on member of the GOD SQUAD(tm). Look I put ‘Agnostic’ in my religious preferences (so naughty!!!) Sorry dad.
Anyway, I work in a worthy occupation helping poor uneducated people who didn’t go to as good a school as me. Some of them don’t even have A levels, LET ALONE GOD! I am a lot of fun but I have a bit of a hangup about my small breasts, but will never admit it.
p.s quite a few people recently have asked about my sexuality, and I’d like to make it clear that I’m not a lesbian. There was that time in the sixth form dorm when I accidentally brush Emilia Clayton’s breast whilst reaching for my night braces, but that’s absolutely it??!?
I like nothing better than curling up on the sofa with a quart of purloined communion wine and a DVD.

A God.