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WackyDude
stupid, unfunny, brutish, balding layout
Active within 24 hours
36-year-old man seeking any woman who can take continuous, unabating irony and japery all day and all night
Only joking in the tagline! I'm actually handsome, brainy and creative and FUNNY. So why are you single? I hear you cry! Well, I'm a bit closed and easily hurt so the only way I can tolerate being on this site is by hiding behind my wacky sense of humour. So here goes. What am I like? Well picture Hitler and then picture the Dalai Lama, I'm some where in between. Random fact: I get a curious surge when I pull over for ambulances in heavy traffic. Don't ask me why. And here's what my friends say about me: "He's a cock. Don't date him." Oh cheers you f**ks! Joking!
Own teeth, own hair, own lips - that's a good start! You can catch a frisbee. Good at thumb-war. If you've got those slightly webbed sort of toes, don't respond. Joking! You must like the word 'elbow'. Joking! Is this thing still on???! Joking!
| Interests: |
Knitting |
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| Books: |
Self-help! |
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| Eyes: |
Two. |
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| Perfect Date: |
Ripe but not too squishy! |
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| Outlook: |
Nah, I'm a Eudora man. |
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| Retirement plans : |
Dying, alone, of a terrible disease. Joking! |
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