Suffocator
That got your attention, didn't it?

Active all the time
30-year-old man seeking any woman as long as she'll love him


I'll cook you Eggs Benedict every morning. I'll kiss your fingertips for hours on end. When you are out or just out of my sight, I'll believe that you're going to die, and demand that you text me every fifteen minutes just so I know your precious heart is still beating. Our relationships will be all about presents, love, hand holding and affection in public. And I'll always ask your permission before I go out with any of my friends or talk to another woman.


Soft, cuddly, indoorsy goddess whom I can fuse with. I'm 110% committed to my partners and like to spend loads of time together. There's no such thing as 'me time' if you love someone, right?

Interests: you and only you
Job: loving
Hobbies: coming up with cutsie names for my loved one such as 'schnooky lips' and 'puppy queen'
Perfect Date: staring into each other's eyes, lengthy bout of hand holding, then washing your feet for two hours
Outlook: Lovely
On my bookshelf: A picture of you in a gold frame with some of those flowers that open when you clap

 








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