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Dangerman
Stand in awe of my phenomenal power
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32-year-old man seeking women 18-19
I live on the edge. I put myself in dangerous situations. I thrive on danger. I give wedgies to fear and Chinese Burns to Death. At weekends I work with highly combustible materials, and then, for relaxation, I drag heavy goods vehicles through Richmond Park using only my teeth. I also lift weights with my penis. Not proud about that but I do it. I do stand proudly on the banks of rivers in a tight wetsuit, however, looking for helpless women bobbing about in distress, while preparing to mount a thrilling rescue attempt. I flex my muscles, and when I’ve flexed them once, I flex them again. Watch. See? Yeah.
Whoever. Whenever.
| Interests: |
Explosions, teetering on a precipice |
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| Job |
Librarian |
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| Eyes: |
Eagle |
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| Foreplay: |
A gruelling 12-hour marathon |
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| Perfect Date: |
human cannonball lessons (intermediate), rock climbing (with no rope and no rock) |
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| Celebrity I most certainly resemble: |
Hasel Davidoff (before BeachWatch) |
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| Favourite possessions: |
My washboard stomach, my washboard |
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