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Dangerman I live on the edge. I do yoga too. I thrive on danger. And meat. The less well cooked the better. Come get some! more
  
CosyNites Film junkie alcoholic with scoliosis of the spine. I like curling up on the sofa with a bottle of red wine and a DVD.
Suffocator I'll love you like you've never been loved before. I'll surround and drown you in affection. I'll text you 10-15 times an hour. more
  
WackyDude I'm a bit closed and easily hurt so the only way I can tolerate dating is by hiding behind my ker-razy! sense of humour. more
Schizoid I'm told, by myself, that I'm a good person to know. We think that's a pretty true. But then I would, because we wrote it.
  
Cath Hi I'm Cath. Like 'Catholic' which is why my father named me that. He's a priest though I'm not a full on member of the God Squad. more
MollyBloom I'm a writer, a black(ink)smith, a plasterer of ideas, a gardener of the psyche, and an annoying self-obsessed narcissist. more
  
Minx I love friends, candy, dancing and butterflies!!! Holding hands, shooting stars, bubble baths, cloud shapes and scat play



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