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Mum (no network) wrote
at 4.52 pm on July 23rd, 2007

Hi! i cant believe you have still Not tidyed your room. I have been asking you for nearly fourteen years now. That plate of cornflakes you left under the bed is disgusting! How many times do I have to tell you, Crispin?? And why do you call yourself Mercutio? Your name's Crispin. Crispin! Crispin! CRISPIN! I can't believe I have to join this website to contact you. I only live downstairs. Why don't you phone me and stay in touch? Don't you love your mother? You even forgot Mothers Day this year. And before you say it 'NO, an electronic card emailed the day after IS NOT THE SAME!!!!". Anyway, lots of love. Have a gd day and DO keep in touch.

xxmum

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