Mercutio Ritz - Crackbook

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		Mercutio is excitedly going through all his new messages. Not reading or answering them. Just, sort of 'snorting' up the fact that he's got them. 8.02 am

		Mercutio added the top Top TOP! Friends application. Why? Because he's got so many bloody friends! 8.06 am

		Mercutio is idily roving his friends' friends lists for cute girls to Poke 8.07 am

		Mercutio is removing tags of himself in photos where his double chin is showing slightly or his forehead looks a bit greasy. 8.14 am

		Mercutio joined the group 0.25g of Heroin pretty much solves everything 8.25 am

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Mercutio's Stash

02 grams of Coke
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1 pill of modafinil
1 wrap of possible MDMA powder

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Karston Maverick (no network) wrote

at 4.52 pm

Hey bumlips you old slag. Missed you at the Scrunch launch last night. Sabrina was there, shoving goujons down her top as per. Anyway here are some pictures of last night's orgy.

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Lourdes Azerbaijan (no network) wrote

at 3.05 pm

OMFG Mercutio. I've never been had like that ever. You are the biggest and best person I've ever slept with. This should be a private message I know, but I've got to SHARE the GOOD NEWS of your SEXUAL PROWESS with the ENTIRE WORLD. You flipped me open like a railcard wallet. I've never been had like that ever. And I have a bad girl persona that keeps me at arms length from most men. Hongu!

xx

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The Queen Of Sweden (no network) wrote

at 9.03 am on July 23rd, 2007

Hello - yes, life in Sweden is good. Though getting a decent glass of wine can be a bit of a toil. Oh when will I see you again, Mercutio. I miss your flirty texts.

xx

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Mercutio Ritz (no network) wrote

at 9.05 am

Soon baby. Soon. xM

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The Queen Of Sweden (no network) wrote

at 9.11 am

Oh when baby when? I can't wait. Don't you know how rule-bound this country is? Oh how I long to burst free. Out of my corset and into your arms. Oh Mercutio! xxxxxx

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