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Karston Maverick (no network) wrote
at 4.52 pm

Hey bumlips you old slag. Missed you at the Scrunch launch last night. Sabrina was there, shoving goujons down her top as per. Anyway here are some pictures of last night's orgy.


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Lourdes Azerbaijan (no network) wrote
at 3.05 pm

OMFG Mercutio. I've never been had like that ever. You are the biggest and best person I've ever slept with. This should be a private message I know, but I've got to SHARE the GOOD NEWS of your SEXUAL PROWESS with the ENTIRE WORLD. You flipped me open like a railcard wallet. I've never been had like that ever. And I have a bad girl persona that keeps me at arms length from most men. Hongu!

xx


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The Queen Of Sweden (no network) wrote
at 9.03 am on July 23rd, 2007

Hello - yes, life in Sweden is good. Though getting a decent glass of wine can be a bit of a toil. Oh when will I see you again, Mercutio. I miss your flirty texts.

xx


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Mercutio Ritz (no network) wrote
at 9.05 am

Soon baby. Soon. xM


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The Queen Of Sweden (no network) wrote
at 9.11 am

Oh when baby when? I can't wait. Don't you know how rule-bound this country is? Oh how I long to burst free. Out of my corset and into your arms. Oh Mercutio! xxx
xxx

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Mercutio Ritz (no network) wrote
at 9.15 am

Be cool baby. You won't get me by chasing me. xM


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