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Mercutio Ritz is a CrackBookWhore 10.51am | |
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Michael Thomas is frantically detagging himself from photos of him with other women before his girlfriend Sharon Oliver notices.10.48am | |
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Sharon Oliver changed her status to "single" 10.49am | |
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We've got hundreds of new applications. Check them out 10.50am | |
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Carl Renshaw added the Make Me Excellent application 10.51am | |
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After some mindless tinkering, Carl Renshaw removed the Make Me Excellent application 10.52am | |
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Sharon Oliver changed her age from 39 to 24 10.53am | |
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The Make Me Excellent application added itself back to Carl Renshaw's profile. 10.54am | |
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Carl Renshaw removed the bloody Make Me Excellent application (again) 10.55am | |
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Sharon Oliver photoshopped her picture to make her breasts appear larger 10.56am | |
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Sharon Oliver was added as a friend by David McCandless, Peter Lancer, Charlie Sheep, Mercutio Ritz, Leonardo Metzof, William Crebor, Edward Daniel, Macda Bourne, Phillipe Sandwicher, Peter Gitton, Simon Simons, Philip Sachsr, Philip Bromley, Michael McBain, Peter Cameron, Anthony Blair, Neil Berry, Andrew Salomie Interleaver Depresse, Cliff Menthon, The Mekon, Warren Beaty. 10.57am | |
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Bucktoothed YouTube General posted a video. 10.58am | |
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The Make Me Excellent application became self-aware and took control of Carl Renshaw's toaster. 10.59am | |
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Carla Elizabeth is waiting for her next Crackbook notification. 11.00am | |
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Ah there it is. 11.01am | |
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Make Me Excellent application evolved metal octopus-like tentacles and attacked Carl Renshaw in the bath. 11.02am | |
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Billy Student posted the album "Weekday Night At My College" with pictures of himself blind drunk and vomiting, vomiting on some steps, vomiting on the exhaust pipe of a small parked car and falling asleep with his cock in his hand in a bubbly slick of his own vomit. 11.03am | |
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Charlie Sheep joined the group his more popular friend Mercutio Ritz joined earlier 11.04am | |
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The Pancreas sent insulin to Mercutio Ritz's Islets Of Langerhans 11.05am | |
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David McCandless shamelessly plugged his spoof of the world wide web, The Internet Now In Handy Book Form! from various different angles.11.06am | |
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95884 friend requests |
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8743 scrabble requests |
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1 drug cocktail request |
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1 superfinger request |
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17 old notifications you can't be arsed to clear |
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0 mins of work done today |
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SuperFinger |
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You were fingered by Emily Delicious. finger back | lick finger |
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You were fingered by William Shatner. finger back | snap finger |
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Mercutio is looking for meaning. 7 hours ago |
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