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Phone with
manual bigger
than handset
£120


Welcome gadget seekers!

It's a big scary world world out there. Full of responsibilities, difficult situations and death. And you simply don't want to face it. So, If you'd rather have kid's toys delivered direct to your door and spend your weekends playing with remote-controlled AV technology, you've come to the right place!

 
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Pair of top decks for you to use 2-3 times and then leave ostentatiously in your living room so you can tell visitors that you're a DJ.
£575.99


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A ridiculous two-seater car that simply screams "No room for children or shopping!"
£25,999.99



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A banana-seated Raleigh Chopper or orange 'frowning' Space Hopper to lean against the wall of your lounge or reception area in an amusingly kitsch way.

£150.00



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NADS Hi-Fi system with everything connected through everything else so you can watch Animaniacs in Quad Surround or record your doorbell digitally to minidisc.

£789.95



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A StayPlation 360 with vibrating controllers and tons of games where you play a man running around shooting things, blowing things up and saving the world. Fantasy-tastic!

£239.99



Your second childhood comes in a big exciting looking box that can be turned into a fort afterwards.
Framed
poster of
the classic
science
fiction film
£120
DOLLIES FOR MEN

A selection of 'collectible' figurines brought to you by the same people who sell your gran china dogs out the back of Sunday newspaper magazines.
Fourteen yards of Scalextric nailed to a huge lump of hardboard in your loft.
Includes cars from the Ducks Of Hazzard, Starsky PI and Knight Drive)
Was £450 Now just £110
Enough CD shelving to fill the whole of the spare room and leave no room to put a cot in there. Not even a small one. £250
A box of DVDs that, while critically acclaimed, are actually just full of robots and spaceships and explosions. Collection includes Terminator V: This Time I'm Back To Find Out Why You Hug


Brrm! Brrm!
Twelve shiny die-cast cars, just a tiny bit bigger than Corgi used to make them displayed uner low-lighting on individual glass-shelves. £999.99


The Low Brow Collection
A collection of movies that wouldn't tax the attention span of a 5 year old full of Sunny Delight. Includes: The Matrix, Die Hard, Face/Off. £1007.24
written by Joel Morris & David McCandless
 A spoof of the world wide web by David McCandless    find out more | buy it