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Archive: January, 2008

Fuck Planet Earth

It doesn’t get much more puerile than this. Hilarious.   

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Some good recent pieces from The Onion

Haven’t trawled around The Onion for ages. It’s still got it. Here are some I liked: 

Man Finally Put In Charge Of Feminist Movement

Summary of US Presidential Candidates - “John Edwards. Greatest strength: “Notable ‘ding’ sound when smiling”

Half of 26 Year Old Memories Nintendo-Related “Nearly 50 percent of 26-year-old paralegal Philip Jenkins’ encoded long-term memories involve button combinations, game-playing experiences, and spatial-cognitive maps of various levels and worlds from Nintendo’s line of video-game consoles, a team of neuroscientists reported Tuesday.”

Failure Now An Option - “Some predict that a majority of the U.S. populace will now opt out of its previous obligation to give it 110 percent, and, in the coming weeks and months, give as little as 45 percent.”If you’ve found any, please send them through.



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Swing News from Modern Toss

Hahahahahaha. The news, jazz-style. 



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Superman Is A Dick

Lame Superman scenes through the ages. 

Superman sucks



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This Gadget Is EveryThing I Wanted

What’s really great about my laptop. From the excellent British writer and cartoonist Dave Walker (who was a contributor to my book).  

This Gadget Is Everything I Want



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24: Early Fox pilot from 1994

Very nice.



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The Simpsons Kills Newspapers

A quick skit on the death of print media.



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The Observer Porn Monthly

Has British Sunday paper The Observer, currently under a new editor, about to radically up the stakes in the newspaper wars with this potential new monthly supplement



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Remember: If You Encounter A Mountain Lion…

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