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Is this sexist? I think this may be sexist.
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The world-famous SchmApple store has been upgraded. A new look and a host of shiny new products for shiny people ONLY. They include DreamOnPro music destruction software, the iLifeCoach and the SchmApple Mysteron.
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Woo-hoo. This site is an official Webby Award Honouree for the 2008 Webby Awards. Thank you all 42 of my Feedburner subscribers! To get into the top 15% out of 10,000 entries isn’t bad.
I am pleased. But to be honest, I was secretly hoping to break into the nominees tank this year - especially after this post. That seriously made me blush. But it’s been a tough year for internet humourists, what with newcomers I Can Haz Cheeseburger and The Onion. (I LINKED TO YOU FROM MY BLOG MANY TIMES ONION! REMEMBER THAT!)
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Latest Yes Men stunt. Could be funnier. But really sticks the knife in. I mean, they are going to get sued to fuck.
[via We Make Money Not Art]
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Spot the difference. Well, obviously, there are a ton of differences. But it was exactly that level of cheesy literalism I was trying to convey on my book cover.
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This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever done. Top five, at least. Porn For Girls By Girls. Show this to any nearby lady and she will laugh. That’s guaranteed.
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Here’s another funny takedown of Facebook from pickledpizza over at b3ta. It’s um, a bit ruder than mine. But there are some good newsfeed lines I’d wish I’d written. “Updated: Everyone joined the group We’re Better Off At MySpace”.
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Crackbook is an addictive social networking utility that gives you the impression that you’re connecting with people when actually you’re just not.
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Looking for love online? You could do better than visit Poormatch.com, officially the worst online personals service on the planet. Now with over 16 members!
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Hey man - don’t want to face the world. Don’t blame ya. It’s a big scary world world out there. Full of responsibilities, difficult situations and death. And you simply don’t want to face it. If you’d rather have kid’s toys delivered direct to your door and spend your weekends playing with remote-controlled AV technology, you’ve come to the right place!
(This is one of my favourite spoofs in the book. It was written by Joel Morris and myself, for Seethru.co.uk, about 6 years ago, right at the height of my gadget obsession. It runs to 2 pages in the book.)
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Bahoogle is vast, “non-evil” corporation whose. They even have a lovely “non-evil” news page. Bahoogle is the ultimate Internet success story. Started by two nerds in a shed on a moor somewhere with no electricity, it’s quickly mushroomed into the biggest search engine in the entire world with tentacles stretched all over the globe. Nice!
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Simply the best place for shiny technology is the Schmapple online store. Take your pick from a range of innovative, white products that simply shout “excellent!” to anyone who sees them. On you. As you walk back from the train station at night. Alone. Oh and be sure to take out our affordable Schmapple Insurance!
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