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Is this sexist? I think this may be sexist.
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The world-famous SchmApple store has been upgraded. A new look and a host of shiny new products for shiny people ONLY. They include DreamOnPro music destruction software, the iLifeCoach and the SchmApple Mysteron.
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Woo-hoo. This site is an official Webby Award Honouree for the 2008 Webby Awards. Thank you all 42 of my Feedburner subscribers! To get into the top 15% out of 10,000 entries isn’t bad.
I am pleased. But to be honest, I was secretly hoping to break into the nominees tank this year - especially after this post. That seriously made me blush. But it’s been a tough year for internet humourists, what with newcomers I Can Haz Cheeseburger and The Onion. (I LINKED TO YOU FROM MY BLOG MANY TIMES ONION! REMEMBER THAT!)
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Has British Sunday paper The Observer, currently under a new editor, about to radically up the stakes in the newspaper wars with this potential new monthly supplement?
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Spot the difference. Well, obviously, there are a ton of differences. But it was exactly that level of cheesy literalism I was trying to convey on my book cover.
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So, you’re home for the holidays, a few days chez parents stuffing your face with brazil nuts and polishing off their scotch. Hah. By Christmas Day, you’ll be slumped in front of the telly, watching Steve McQueen motorcycling towards that barbed wire fence with thinly disguised envy. But don’t be down. Make the best of your incarceration with these traditional family Christmas games.
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This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever done. Top five, at least. Porn For Girls By Girls. Show this to any nearby lady and she will laugh. That’s guaranteed.
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Manage apathy. Stay on top of tea making. Maximize distraction. Yes, Not Getting Things Done offers a complete system of avoidance and procrastination to free your mind to focus on what’s truly importan: absolutely nothing.
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My parody of Amazon, featuring some of the worst-selling books of all time.
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How would our friends, the multi-national pharmaceutical corporations, market them?
Big thanks to Phil South, Benkai and BilboBarneyBobs for their contributions.
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Crackbook is an addictive social networking utility that gives you the impression that you’re connecting with people when actually you’re just not.
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Looking for love online? You could do better than visit Poormatch.com, officially the worst online personals service on the planet. Now with over 16 members!
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Bahoogle is vast, “non-evil” corporation whose. They even have a lovely “non-evil” news page. Bahoogle is the ultimate Internet success story. Started by two nerds in a shed on a moor somewhere with no electricity, it’s quickly mushroomed into the biggest search engine in the entire world with tentacles stretched all over the globe. Nice!
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Simply the best place for shiny technology is the Schmapple online store. Take your pick from a range of innovative, white products that simply shout “excellent!” to anyone who sees them. On you. As you walk back from the train station at night. Alone. Oh and be sure to take out our affordable Schmapple Insurance!
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Self-congratulations are in order. The glorious new website for The Internet Now In Handy Book Form! is up and running. First posts for blogs are usually lame, so we’ll leave it at that.
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