The world-famous SchmApple store has been upgraded. A new look and a host of shiny new products for shiny people ONLY. They include DreamOnPro music destruction software, the iLifeCoach and the SchmApple Mysteron.
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Woo-hoo. This site is an official Webby Award Honouree for the 2008 Webby Awards. Thank you all 42 of my Feedburner subscribers! To get into the top 15% out of 10,000 entries isn’t bad.
I am pleased. But to be honest, I was secretly hoping to break into the nominees tank this year - especially after this post. That seriously made me blush. But it’s been a tough year for internet humourists, what with newcomers I Can Haz Cheeseburger and The Onion. (I LINKED TO YOU FROM MY BLOG MANY TIMES ONION! REMEMBER THAT!)
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NEW YORK—Millions of eyewitnesses watched in stunned horror Tuesday as light emptied from the sky, plunging the U.S. and neighboring countries into darkness. As the hours progressed, conditions only worsened. More.
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Santeri Ojala satirically crap overdubs of posing guitar heros were some of the funniest vids of last year. Now those very guitar heros have had the vids axed from YouTube. STOPPRESS: I just found them again on Myspace. Always loved Myspace. And a funny new one - Eric Clapton Shreds
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So, you’re home for the holidays, a few days chez parents stuffing your face with brazil nuts and polishing off their scotch. Hah. By Christmas Day, you’ll be slumped in front of the telly, watching Steve McQueen motorcycling towards that barbed wire fence with thinly disguised envy. But don’t be down. Make the best of your incarceration with these traditional family Christmas games.
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Manage apathy. Stay on top of tea making. Maximize distraction. Yes, Not Getting Things Done offers a complete system of avoidance and procrastination to free your mind to focus on what’s truly importan: absolutely nothing.
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My parody of Amazon, featuring some of the worst-selling books of all time.
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Looking for love online? You could do better than visit Poormatch.com, officially the worst online personals service on the planet. Now with over 16 members!
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Self-congratulations are in order. The glorious new website for The Internet Now In Handy Book Form! is up and running. First posts for blogs are usually lame, so we’ll leave it at that.
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