This is nice. Similar in theme to Dream On Pro music software spoof.
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The world-famous SchmApple store has been upgraded. A new look and a host of shiny new products for shiny people ONLY. They include DreamOnPro music destruction software, the iLifeCoach and the SchmApple Mysteron.
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I keep seeing this so I have to post it. I know it’s only April but nothing will beat this in 2008.
[via Why That’s Delightful]
But…that *is* how I dance to drum and bass. Overdubbed masterpiece.
Video link.[Via Crackunit]
Woo-hoo. This site is an official Webby Award Honouree for the 2008 Webby Awards. Thank you all 42 of my Feedburner subscribers! To get into the top 15% out of 10,000 entries isn’t bad.
I am pleased. But to be honest, I was secretly hoping to break into the nominees tank this year - especially after this post. That seriously made me blush. But it’s been a tough year for internet humourists, what with newcomers I Can Haz Cheeseburger and The Onion. (I LINKED TO YOU FROM MY BLOG MANY TIMES ONION! REMEMBER THAT!)
I have been clearing out my ‘amusing photo’ file. What else is there to do on a Sunday?
(These are from a time before I started noting where I got them from, so apologies for the lack of backlinking. If anyone knows their origin, please email and I will amend. Ta. David)
Some German supernerds have compiled an index of 100 or so packshots of convenience foods alongside snaps of what’s really inside. Tip: if you’re hungry don’t look at these links. You’ll be craving Hacksteaks and Paprikoschoten for days.
• Hahah Trifle
• Curse you Ritter! I knew you were fakers
• Hacksteaks
• The reality looks better than the packshot
• What the fuck is that? Seriously..
[via Crackunit]
This could be my new favourite website. Shit poor ’shopping on magazine covers and movie posters EXPOSED!
A quick rifle through the site’s archive:
• Victoria’s Secret: The Classic Severed Hand (as above)
• Heartbreakers And their scary oversized hands
• Sports Illustrated: Head Shot Hahahahah.
• Daily Mail: Don’t Do The Brown Acid WTF?
• Diario Sportivo AS: I Wasn’t Expecting The Spanish Inquisition
Holy crap. Super creepy video of the latest from the robotics world. The “Bigdog” even comes with a horrible noise to make it even more scary. Recommended: watch on the toilet so you can shit yourself comfortably.
A recent Photoshop challenge on SomethingAwful on celebrity face-swaps coughed up some beautiful imagery.
Nesley and Pixon (by Mermaid Autopsy)
Just for the look on that horse’s face… (by The Power Of Heart)
Agents Sculder & Mully (by Capt Rhodes)
Latest Yes Men stunt. Could be funnier. But really sticks the knife in. I mean, they are going to get sued to fuck.
[via We Make Money Not Art]
A behind the scenes doc with the writers of The Onion. Here, weekly, over 600 potential headlines are whittled down to a mere 16 in a place called The Tough Room. Features the awesome headline: Pornography-Desensitized Populace Demands New Orifice To Look At.
[Thanks Pete!]
Highly amusing trawl through the explosions-and-aliens rack of your local bookshop. Hilariously shit sci-fi covers with v. funny, sarcasmotic captions. Sarcasmotic? What the hell am I on about?
[Thanks to Neil]
NEW YORK—Millions of eyewitnesses watched in stunned horror Tuesday as light emptied from the sky, plunging the U.S. and neighboring countries into darkness. As the hours progressed, conditions only worsened. More.
I’ve been snooping around Collegehumor.com, the talented dudes behind the 24: The Unaired 1994 Pilot. It is literally college humour (vom, weed, chicks, dorks) but some of it really shines. Especially liked: The High Times Editorial Office. 
