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World Peace sparks outpourings of joy
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Almost all of the human race were united today in a vast expression of joy in response to the newfound world peace.
In pictures: it's all smiles
CNN
Hand in hand: old enemies embrace
New York Times
World Peace - how will it affect the school run?
Guardian
Only nice people wearing flowing robes to rule the world
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Bush takes XTC, goes to rave
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12 hours ago
"He was jumping around, blowing a whistle, and kept asking me if I had any chewing gum," says Alison, 19, who danced with the President and his team of advisors at an unnamed club until 4am. "Rumsfeld gave me a kick-ass back rub."
Rice 'a bit tired' the next day but otherwise okay, say doctors
CNN
Cheney smiles
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Economists retire
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Marijuana to be legalised worldwide
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Arms industry to make vases, picnic tables
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George Lucas to rewrite and re-film all three Star Wars prequels
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A lovely picture of some baby swans
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Peace Reigns in Iraq
Reuters -
3 hours ago
BAGHDAD - Peace has been declared in the country after both sides realised that violence never really solves anything and kissing is better.
Oil funds to be "given to the poor"
The Scotsman
No one dies in Israel
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Golden Age back
The Scotsman -
3 hours ago
People leave their doors unlocked. Kids play on the streets. Community spirit returns. Crime rate plummets. Drugs non-existent. Hovis Van drives slowly down cobblestone streets.
Faint sounds of a brass band heard from over t'hill
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Adults allowed to appreciate and play with children
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Asylum Seekers, Refugees "more than welcome"
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55 minutes ago
LONDON - The UK Government today announced that street parties and country-wide festivities are to be laid on to welcome these brave people and ease their suffering.
Daily Mail, National Inquirer to shut: "Hate & fear not selling"
EU Business
Queen to put up 40 Armenian families in spare rooms
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Rivers, lakes of wine and beer
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An ambitious project to build three lakes, each the size of Coniston Water, and fill them with red wine, stout and lager, has begun in Northern France.
Black Forest to be made of chocolate by 2030
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All roads turned into flower gardens
Thisislondon
"No plans to reinstate motorways"
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Capitalists realise: "What's the point?"
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LONDON (Reuters) - The Global Capitalist System fades into memory as people all over the world realise it was all a big horrible scam anyway.
Money not needed anymore
Financial Times
Joy Index up 500 points
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All music to be free
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4 hours ago
Record companies are to give away their music. Artists will give free concerts. iPods to be given to every child at birth.
Critics resign: CD's "a matter of personal taste"
Miami Herald
Bittorrent, Emule to be built into next version of Windows
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Environment Pristine
EE Times Online (subscription) -
3 hours ago
All signs of environmental damage disappear overnight as several new inventions put everything back the way it should be.
Extinct species "coming back to life"
The Ecologist
Hunger, disease and suffering disappear
The Lancet
Cancer, AIDS, vCJD all cured too
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Scientists pack up: "Everything explained"
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Scientists all round the world today went home for a nice cup of tea after a revolutionary breakthrough explained everything. The new unified theory (NUT) unites science and religion, explains genetics, the origin of the universe, quantum phenomena, and provides the first instant cure for a hangover in human history.
Scientists: "It's very simple actually, very embarrassing"
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Wikipedia becomes self-aware
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We are not alone
Reuters -
3 hours ago
Representatives from other planets in the galaxy were in contact with world leaders today to discuss admission in a peaceful galactic federation of planets. "We believe that Earth has fulfilled all the criteria for entry," said a spokesalien, "bar a few details over voting rights."
Warp drive by early next year
CNN
Transporters by "2050"
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Radiohead to record "happy songs"
Guardian -
11 hours ago
Critically -acclaimed rock miserablists Radiohead are to release an album of covers of happy songs from the Eighties. Songs will include “Happy Talk”, “The Birdie Song”, and a duet with Cliff Richard on a startling re-interpretation of his 1988 Christmas smash “Mistletoe & Wine”
The Smiths to reform
Reuters
The Internet released in handy book form!
Portico Books
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