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20 minute clip of a single button on a bursting wedding dress being slowly unpicked on a windy moor. At dawn. Near some trees. Close-up of a pair of big veiny arms, stained in oil, fixing a motorcycle. And a group of shirtless tree surgeons scaling an old pine. Outside your window. Watch this two hour video of a topless finger massage. Each finger delicately and pain-stakingly oiled and rubbed and kissed. Watch extreme close-ups of floorboards and skirting being stripped by your boyfriend while you lie on the sofa drinking hot chocolate.
       

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